College Student Lyrics

College Student sits alone in his room,
His mind's been blown by too little sleep.
Supposed to learn the meaning of life,
He doesn't know what he should do now.

All the time, familiar faces all around,
He feels himself begin to look a lot like them.
These people got a lack of power he thinks,
He thinks they're all a bunch of chumps and losers.

He wonders if there is a way for him to work it out
Within the four little walls of his life.
He wonders if he should smoke pot,
Get a job, or just assert himself.

He sees it going down...

College student sits, thinks about girls,
This is the only thing that he can think about these days.
He's getting a little fat, his face is breaking out,
He knows that there is more to life than looking good.

Hot babes all in perspective,
He wants to be with one of them.
It's all so simple, these girls are wild,
He wants to pick the one that's good enough for him.