Coolest Guy Lyrics

At home
All alone
Get on the phone
Get a dial tone
Hey Joan
Do you wanna roam?
We'll go down to the skydome
Then we'll go home
I'm the coolest guy in the whole world
"Meal Of Meat"
Meal of meat I want it now
Curse the gopi and their sacred cow
Give me a Mac primed with beef
Or a husky flank keep your leaves
Meal of meat it's what I need
Hold the alfalfa and the poppy seed
Lay my molars into a juicy red hide
I'm going to pickle some wieners in formaldehyde
It'll make you ponder, wonder
About that nice cow over yonder
Meal of meat, thats what I want to eat
I'm going to lay my molars into a juicy red hide
I don't understand what you're telling me
About the mass destruction of some holy trees
Rain forest I'll be damned
Just gimme some more of that char-broiled ham
So it costs more for cattle feed
Methane farts blowing in the breeze
I don't care not right now
Dining on a sturdy cow
It'll make you think about that steak by the kitchen sink
About that steak and it's starting to stink.