Corrupting My Better Half Lyrics

Cutest girl I ever saw, did I love her?
Then why'd I go and do something so cruel?
I married her on that summer day, did she love me?
Well she said 'yes' so she must've been a fool.

On our honeymoon night instead of making sweet love
I sat her down and confessed my true history
I said "Baby, I love you and I hope you know you're a gift from above,
But I killed twenty men and the cops are after me."

Well she said "That's ok, I don't care dear,
Cuz I love you anyway.
Honey a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
So be strong and be brave."
Well I'll try
You know I'll try

And God said it is good
And man and woman should
Become one and be fruitful
Well we would if we could
But we're runnin' from the law
And we're livin' in a shack
And I'm gonna burn in hell
For corrupting my better half.

Cruisin' down the freeway going ninety-five
We're robbin' convenience stores and trying to stay alive
I'm sorry I got that man back there, can you ever forgive me,
For bringing you into my live when I shouldn't let you be?

Well she said "That's ok, I don't care dear,
Cuz I love you anyway.
Honey a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
So be strong and be brave."
Well I'll try
Oh God, You know I'll try

And God said it is good
And man and woman should
Become one and be fruitful
Well we would if we could
But we're runnin' from the law
And we're livin' in a shack
And I'm gonna burn in hell
For corrupting my better half. (Woo!)

The cops have found our hideout, and they shot her
Why'd they go and do something so cruel?
She died in my arms I had to leave her.
I'm sorry my love for being such a fool.

Well she said "That's ok, I don't care dear,
Cuz I love you anyway.
Honey a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
So be strong and be brave."
Jesus, You know I'll try

And God said it is good
And man and woman should
Become one and be fruitful
Well I would if I could
But I'm runnin' from the law
And the cops shot down my shack
And I'm gonna burn in hell
For corrupting my better half.

And I'm gonna burn in hell
For corrupting my better half.

And I'm gonna burn in hell
For killing my better half.