Crazy Words, Crazy Tune Lyrics

Crazy words, crazy tune,

All that I ever hear him croon

Vo do de o, vo doe doe de o, doe--doe doe doe.

Sits around, all night long

Sings the same words to every song

Vo do de o, vo doe doe de o, doe.

His ukulele, daily

How he'll strum!

Bum bum bum!

Vampin' and stampin'

Then he'll holler, "Black bottom!"

Crazy words, crazy tune,

He'll be driving me crazy soon

Vo do de o, vo doe doe de o, doe.



Napoleon

Marched his men

To Waterloo

What did he say to them?

Vo do de o, vo doe doe de o, doe.

Oh, is that so?



Washington

At Valley Forge

'Twas bitter cold and up spoke George

Vo do do, vo doe doe de o, doe.

No--you don't say?



And Simon Legree

In Uncle Tom's Cabin

What did he say to Uncle Tom?

I'll tell you what he said,

He took his whip and said to Uncle Tom--

"C'mon, Charleston!"



And in the Senate

The other day

What did our President Coolidge say?

Vo do de o, vo doe doe de o, doe.