Crunk in the Mall Lyrics

Uh, so did you like wanna go to the mall later or somethin'?
Yeah, whatever

Look at them girls
Look at them dudes
Skin peeling off all blue and bruised

Taking their time to find something nice
Some hot bling
Three karat ice

Stumble through the mall looking for sales
All the cashiers got weighted scales

Some of us trying to get a little booty
"Come on baby, you such a hoochie"

Getting crunk in the mall with transactions
This how I get my satisfaction

I gotta have it
I deserve it
Come on baby
Serve it
Serve it

Advertisements show me what's ill
Help me spend that dollar bill

'Cause ZOMBIES! ORGANIZE!! here to stay
Popo motherfuckers can't make us go away

This mall is crazy
Blowin' up
Call security
They know what's up

All this stuff makes my life good
Buy some more

You know that Jesus would
He would

We flossin'
We tossin'
Out the flow

If you can't dig
We'll show you to the door

We flossin'
We tossin'
Out the flow

If you can't dig
We'll show you to the door

We need Coach
We need Nike
Orange Julius
And big cookie

Faux fur sweater
And Versace
American Eagle
Abercrombie

We need Apple
We need Guess
A new JC Penny dress

Bourgeois kids shop Baby Gap
Got a credit card for all of this crap

Starbucks latte
Auntie Anne's

Then we do it all again and again
Then we do it all again and again
Then we do it all again and again

Look at them girls
Look at them dudes
Bring your cash
Bring your 'tudes

Hit the ATM
Get some green
Buyin' fresh clothes
Lookin real mean

I'm real picky and I want Dickies
Victoria's got a secret
Can you keep it?

Kay Bee makes the shorties crazy
Massage chair when I'm feelin lazy

Feelin unique
So I hit Hot Topic
My self worth is microscopic

Off to Virgin
It's a megastore
Ying Yang Twins is what I'll score

I want clothing from Pac Sun
Now here comes the part that's fun

Getting crunk in the mall with transactions
This how I get my satisfaction

I gotta have it
I deserve it
Come on baby
Serve it
Serve it

Advertisements show me what's ill
Help me spend that dollar bill

'Cause ZOMBIES! ORGANIZE!! here to stay
Popo motherfuckers can't make us go away

Come in at ten
You'll catch 'em then

This is what you'll see:
The elderly

They jazzercise
They exercise

Can't catch a breath
Their faces red

They look like the walking dead

Can't catch a breath
Their faces red

They look like the walking dead

We flossin'
We tossin'
Out the flow

If you can't dig
We'll show you to the door

We flossin'
We tossin'
Out the flow

If you can't dig
We'll show you to the door

We need Coach
We need Nike
Orange Julius
And big cookie

Faux fur sweater
And Versace
American Eagle
Abercrombie

We need Apple
We need Guess
A new JC Penny dress

Bourgeois kids shop Baby Gap
Got a credit card for all of this crap

Starbucks latte
Auntie Anne's

Then we do it all again and again
Then we do it all again and again
Then we do it all again and again

We flossin'
We tossin'
Out the flow

If you can't dig
We'll show you to the door

We flossin'
We tossin'
Out the flow

If you can't dig
We'll show you to the door

We need Coach
We need Nike
Orange Julius
And big cookie

Faux fur sweater
And Versace
American Eagle
Abercrombie

We need Apple
We need Guess
A new JC Penny dress

Bourgeois kids shop Baby Gap
Got a credit card for all of this crap

Starbucks latte
Auntie Anne's

Then we do it all again and again
Then we do it all again and again
Then we do it all again and again
Then we do it all again and again
And again and again
And again and again
And again and again
And again and again
And again and again
And again and again
And again and again
And again and again
And again and again
And again and again
And again and again