Dear Dotti Lyrics

Dear Dotti what should I do? I wrote this letter to you I know you'll tell me the truth In The Weekly World News My tongue is hairy, my lips are blue Oh Dear Dotti what will I do? Shaved my tongue but my back is hairy too! Signed, Hairy and Blue Honey you're funny, with a hairy tongue I can't imagine who would want some Stop shaving and get it waxed No one likes a hairy trap oh hairy trap Dear Dotti what should I do? I wrote this letter to you I know you'll tell me the truth In The Weekly World News I married my dad, my mom's my aunt I'm going to ashram, so I can chant, Dotti, I just gotta know, should I stay with Daddy Or should I go, Signed, I don't know. Don't know, you're cracked, married you pop? You just admitted your life is a flop Go to the ashram, chant up a storm You're too big an idiot to ever, ever be reformed. Dear Dotti what should I do? I wrote this letter to you I know you'll tell me the truth In The Weekly World News Dear Dotti what should I do? I wrote this letter to you I know you'll tell me the truth In The Weekly World News