Debutante Ball Lyrics

don't send your daughter to the debutante ball if you do she will only embarrass you in front of all your friends from the audubon crowd she's got a problem with drinking and thinking out loud so don't send you daughter to the debutante ball don't waste your money on that taffeta gown and paying a photographer to follow her around sure she's pretty and i'm sure your proud but her problem is drinking and thinking out loud so don't waste your money on that taffeta gown don't you pretend that it's for her own good so she'll meet nice kids from nice neighborhoods those kids got more money than good sense should allow and her problem is thinking out loud so don't send your daughter to the debutante ball