Denny's At 4:00 A.M. Lyrics

Well I just got out of the bar about a little while ago
I was looking for a place to eat but my mind was working kind of slow
So I drove around till I found my destination about 3:25
I was to tired to sleep and to drunk to drive

And now I'm at Denny's at 4 am
Writing these words on a napkin
And I'm not even sure what town I'm in
Denny's at 4 am

That grand slam breakfast is making me kind of sick
And I've noticed that a lot of Denny's managers look like Weird Al Yankovic
And the one who's walking toward my table is no exception
He's looking pissed cause the friends I'm with are smoking in the non-smoking section

At Denny's at 4 am
Writing these words on a napkin
And I'm still not sure what town I'm in
Denny's at 4 am

I've got nowhere else to go and nothing else to do
Except stare at this bright yellow menu
I wish I hadn't ordered that goddamn grand slam
Denny's at 4 am

Nighttime is slowly turning into day
And I'm running out of things to say
So maybe this song won't win a Grammy
So maybe I should have ordered moons over Miami

At Denny's at 4 am
Denny's at 4 am

Actually now it's more like a quarter to 5
And that morning papers just arrived
So I better be getting back to my motel
The one with the sign outside that's got a burned out â??Lâ?
So I guess that makes it more like a mote
And the next time you're at Denny's really late at night
I want you to sing this song from note for note

Denny's at 4 am
Lenny's at 4 am
No, it's Denny's at 4 am
Denny's at 4 am