Dietary Pills Lyrics

Take your dietary pills
Make sure to eat off your George Foreman grills
And watch your low-carb breads
Make sure to listen to Jenny Craig
Yeah, feed your head

And you're complainin' 'bout
How you're not losin' weight
You can't expect things to change
And just sit around all day
Watching your scale patiently

We should all switch to Diet Coke
And everyone should learn how to smoke
And go and buy a fancy weight set
Just sit back and watch the dust collect

And you're complainin' 'bout
How you're not losin' weight
You can't expect things to change
And just sit around all day
Watching your scale patiently