Dionne Warwick's Music Lyrics

My house is in foreclosure
My wife moved to her mother's
Kids are in the rehab
And my face keeps getting fatter

But I can find refuge in Dionne Warwick's music
Yes I can find comfort in Dionne Warwick's music,
every time
(Now I know the way to San Jose)

And my country is immoral
Bank account is empty
60 million dead babies
And they won't refill my Paxil

But I can find comfort in our elected officials
Yes I can rest assured in our elected officials every time
(I'll just stay at home election day)

Do we need to give gold statues
to the actors in the movies?
And social security has been stolen by the paparazzi

And I can see things clearly
through Lisa Loeb's glasses
And I feel so empowered When I take night classes
at the junior college
(If I can find a job and not be turned away)