Dipped In Vaseline Lyrics

I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny Rogers
I pull tricks for a fix and tonight I got flows for hos with low self esteem and,
more for those swallow protein.
The kid from the 60s stars in skin flicks and,
pays the rent inch after inch;
but now I get fly with lyrics
while you guys be on some queer shit.
Check out the way I take a mark for all that he's got and a whole lot more
cuz when your drawers hit your ankles
I un'take the shank out my sock and take the bank roll.
Oh shit you just got lit by an illegitimate kid out the orphanage run and shit.
Im cumin with styles you can't handle smoother than the velvet that was hanging from my mantle.
So light a candle and praise yo' Lord
Mickey Avalon's some shit you can afford.

All up on the scene
dipped in Vaseline
in a mask and jeans
girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene
dipped in Vaseline
in a mask and jeans girl


I'm'a constraint hotty getting saucy at the swap meet
If you want to party
get my number and call me
From dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie
When you got some money then come and get yo' jollies
A Quarantine in this California dream
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
My foster parents told me that I could be
anything I wanted to so I became me
Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free
serving sucka mcs and getting paid for my delivery
I freak beats that stain yo silk sheets
filthy on the mike like lenny bruce used to be
they had brooster in the pantry,
howlin' like a banshee and
even when I'm wearin' panties I stay manly

All up on the scene
dipped in Vaseline
in a mask and jeans
girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene
dipped in Vaseline
in a mask and jeans girl

In the Hollywood hills,
swallowing pills,
tipsy off scotch whiskey,
sniffin' blow thro hundred dolla bills.
I toast my (*mostas) from coast to coast,
in penthouse suits
with out any clothes.
I used to stroll to avid holes in my shoes
But now I fly first class and
bask in sun tanning booths.
Hustling gay dude for Quaaludes,
out by the pool,
in a baby blue bathing suit.
Waiting for Jesus to bring the juice.
I was payin dues while you was playin in school.
I took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips.
Here's an autographed picture for yo lil sis.
My days of turning tricks are behind me,
unless you got the time to wine and dine me.

All up on the scene
dipped in Vaseline
in a mask and jeans
girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene
dipped in Vaseline
in a mask and jeans girl
(repeat)

(Thanks to Andria for these lyrics)