Direct Link (Ding Dong) Lyrics

[Chorus:]
When gal call fi di Ding Dong
Dem no fi get busy signal
Voicemail, you must be mad
Direct link to di big john

[Verse 1:]
She call me T.O.K.
Because me give har a
Touch of class
You wacky if you dip
My youth watch your talk
She make me john hype
Everytime me see har pass
(one man) can't satify
So me hear a dread a talk
Me bounti kill-har
When me catch har a dorney park
Me no chuck like fenda
A turbulance me start
Me have di jah cure
Me nave no beenie body part
Me make gal scared like elephant
A wuck dem raw

[Verse 2:]
She say she shave di pussi
Cause it use to be shaggy
Har man a preditor
Him nyam everything in di baggy
Di whey me bus di pussi
She get doctor fi stitchie
Dem she grab my junior gong
And say ch-n baby
Me love you so bad
Why don't you give me pickney
True me is a Determine young man
Me give har 3 pickney
Shawn, Paul and little lenny

[Verse 3:]
When Macka call fi di ding dong
Use di condom she a shoot man
Macka bun him
Me know say it sting man
Ling ga la ling la la
Ling long- hey
Me have a dancing ding dong
Catch it in di club
All a sing man
Badman forward
What a thing man
Just incase you don't know it's
Ch-n man
Dem say kip-rich
Tell him fi keep di money
I will keep di chicks
Cum pan tammi chin
Lady wipe your lips
I was getting some head
I was getting some head
Whey preditor head gone
Between dawn leg

[Chorus:]
When gal call fi di Ding Dong
Dem no fi get busy signal
Voicemail, you must be mad
Direct link to di big john

[Verse 1:]
She call me T.O.K.
Because me give har a
Touch of class
You wacky if you dip
My youth watch your talk
She make me john hype
Everytime me see har pass
(one man) can't satify
So me hear a dread a talk
Me bounti kill-har
When me catch har a dorney park
Me no chuck like fenda
A turbulance me start
Me have di jah cure
Me nave no beenie body part
Me make gal scared like elephant
A wuck dem raw

[Verse 2:]
She say she shave di pussi
Cause it use to be shaggy
Har man a preditor
Him nyam everything in di baggy
Di whey me bus di pussi
She get doctor fi stitchie
Dem she grab my junior gong
And say ch-n baby
Me love you so bad
Why don't you give me pickney
True me is a Determine young man
Me give har 3 pickney
Shawn, Paul and little lenny

[Verse 3:]
When Macka call fi di ding dong
Use di condom she a shoot man
Macka bun him
Me know say it sting man
Ling ga la ling la la
Ling long- hey
Me have a dancing ding dong
Catch it in di club
All a sing man
Badman forward
What a thing man
Just incase you don't know it's
Ch-n man
Dem say kip-rich
Tell him fi keep di money
I will keep di chicks
Cum pan tammi chin
Lady wipe your lips
I was getting some head
I was getting some head
Whey preditor head gone
Between dawn leg