Dirty Spaceman Lyrics

(are you the one?)

(are you?)


Yeah yeah yeah baby
I want it in my dumpster yeah
all these chinese men be texting me "what's happening, slick?"
then I throw up in my towel perfect shellfish
I ate extra cheerios, ho!
And them Spanish guys raided my domicile
All they wanted was to try to choke my dog
But I'm feeling fine
I'm on bottle 99
And I hate Gumby more than you
Tonight I'm leaving
though I'm bleeding
now you know me as
Dirty Spaceman, yeah
Tonight I'm leaving
Got that Spaceman head
and now I'm leaving
(yeah now I'm leaving)

Angel Mouth ate my Jedi Jello, oh
And now she feels the burn
And I'm feeling extra angry
I'm the Dirty Spaceman

(yeah, yeah, sometimes I'm pretty)
Bought a leopard
Kept it freestyle
Now all these teenage chickenheads
call me all night
One that looked like Brundlefly said to me
"Can you leave your wrinkled willie glue inside my ocean, please?"
But I didn't, cause her booty flat flat flat
Yeah I'm a genius trust me it was fully sad
I said, "get a whiff of you, you need a ass shroud"
Tuesday night I did it with no hands
Tonight I'm leaving
though I'm bleeding
now you know me as
Dirty Spaceman, yeah
Tonight I'm leaving
Got that Spaceman head
and now I'm leaving
(yeah now I'm leaving)

Angel Mouth ate my Jedi Jello, oh
And now she feels the burn
And I'm feeling extra angry
I'm the Dirty Spaceman

That chick let my frog out
And I mean
it hopped
and it hopped
out in space
Adrian's gone, gone, gone

Tie dye Einstein takes stop signs-a!

They tried to turn our summer plastic
Lemme see ya wander to my house
I'd love to eat a bag 'o children
Cook 'em over easy on a Monday
I can tell I'm beginning to like Alejandro
He's brave, and dapper, and NOT DRUNK
And I loved his junk in high school
He's like a big, Swiss, hand rapist
He stained my shirt
Took forever to get
that ghost out my house
you stupid poltergeist
I jumped in my car
Got my pennies in a jar
Hit McDonald's and got a Hamburger

"Seed money... for the Re-Animator!"

So I decided not to put those bacos on my yams
Put them on my chili
Me and my crew we love ping-pong and paintball all night, all night
In the morning we can't stop till they think I'm a pink bunny
River deep, mountain high, shave my pubes
Got that fever flowin up
Shawty, tell me, holla
Yeah every grandma ought to freak when they see me
And my brown one eye!
One eye!
One eye! (Tonight I'm leaving)
though I'm bleeding
now you know me as
Dirty Spaceman, yeah
Tonight I'm leaving
Got that Spaceman head
and now I'm leaving
(yeah now I'm leaving)

Angel Mouth ate my Jedi Jello, oh
And now she feels the burn
And I'm feeling extra angry
I'm the Dirty Spaceman

D-d-d-d-dirty dirty spaceman

"Lucy got a secret show cat."
"Meowwwwwwwwwwwww!"