Lyrics to Do This Thing
KEVIN. Yo yo, Mathletes State Championships, what! First female ever on the team, what. A boxed lunch will be provided
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN. What!
CADY
I CAN DO THIS
ALWAYS COULD
AND NOT PLAYING DUMB WILL SO DAMN GOOD
THE MONSTER INSIDE NEEDS TO BE RELEASED
GOTTA DO WHAT I DO, GOTTA FEED THE BEAST
MS. NORBURY
GOTTA EARN SOME RESPECT
GRAB THAT BIG BRASS RING
CADY & MS. NORBURY
LET’S DO THIS THING
CADY, MS. NORBURY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
LET’S DO THIS THING!
KEVIN
YOU’RE GONNA ROLL UP, STYLIN’
LEATHER ON YOUR SLEEVE
ALL-STATE CHAMPION, BETTER BELIEVE
MAYBE THE HATERS GONNA MAKE FUN OF YOU
ALL YOU CAN SOLVE’S THE PROBLEM IN FRONT OF YOU
HIGH SCHOOL’S A FOUR YEAR SOCIAL CURSE
BUT MATH’S THE FOUNDATION OF THE…
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
UNIVERSE!
KEVIN
SO SICK OF PLUCKING THAT SECOND STRING
THEN LET’S…
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
BEEP!
DO THIS THING!
CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
DO. THIS THING!
DO. THIS THING!
CADY
I’M NO PLASTIC!
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
NO!
CADY
I’M NO BITCH!
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
NO!
CADY
I’M…
CADY & MS. NORBURY
A LEAN, MEAN MATH MACHINE
ON A MISSION!
CADY
I LOST WHAT I LOST
GOT TO START BRAND NEW
CADY & MS. NORBURY
GO ALL IN FOR THE WIN
WITH A CHILL, DOPE CREW!
GOTTA KICK OFF THE DUST
CADY
I GOT THE SCHQUILLZ TO THRILL
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
SCHQUILLZ!
CADY
LET’S DO THIS THING!
CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
LET’S DO THIS THING!
ADJUDICATOR. Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships, sponsored by no one. Each right answer is worth two points, and as always, no calculators
PLEASE SOLVE FOR…
KEVIN
X EQUALS TWO
MARYMOUNT #1
THE RATE IS TWO, PI
ROWAN
X IS GREATER THAN THE VALUE OF Y
MARWAN JITLA
BOTH POLYNOMIALS ARE SECOND DEGREE
SO THE ASYMPTOTE IS THAT Y EQUALS THREE
MARYMOUNT #2
FUNCTION X EQUALS M, X, PLUS C
KEVIN
THE DERIVATIVE OF F AT ARGUMENT Z
MARYMOUNT #3
NEGATIVE FOUR
CADY
NEGATIVE TWO
MARYMOUNT #1
THE SLOPE IS ZERO
CAROLINE KRAFFT
THE ANSWER IS TRUE!
MARYMOUNT #3
ONE POINT OF INFLECTION
KEVIN
TWENTY-NINE!
CADY
FOUR IS THE SLOPE OF THE TANGENT LINE!
MS. NORBURY. How you feeling?
CADY. Amazing!
MS. NORBURY. You’ve got this! Here, take a water
CADY. Thanks… Ah! Aaron, why?
AARON. Ms. Norbury asked me to help since everyone else is at Spring Fling. But since I don’t go to North Shore anymore…
CADY. Aaron, I didn’t write that in the burn book
AARON. I know, that was Regina, I forgot who I was dealing with
CADY. Well, I’m sorry you have to be homeschooled
AARON. Yeah, so’s my mom. (the sound of a buzzer is heard.) Go get ‘em. I like seeing you be awesome, I haven’t seen it in a long time
CADY. (to MS. NORBURY.) Ugh, why are you doing this to me?
MS. NORBURY. Because I’m a pusher! I know that if you can be your authentic self in front of Aaron, you’ll be able to do it for the rest of your life
ADJUDICATOR. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie. In the event of a tie we move into a one on one sudden death round, in which each team may choose their opponent. Marymount, who do you select?
MARYMOUNT #1. We pick the girl
KEVIN. We pick the girl too
ADJUDICATOR. Miss Krafft and Miss Heron, please step forward
CADY. Nice to meet you
CAROLINE KRAFFT. You’re going down, slut
ADJUDICATOR. Contestants, find the limit of this equation
CADY. Wait, it’s not me against you, it’s North Shore versus Marymount. And look, I’m not here to be better than the one other girl, I’m here to be better than all of you!...
CAROLINE KRAFFT. The limit is negative one
CADY. Shuck! Ah, I meant to say “shoot” and I almost said “fu…”
ADJUDICATOR. That answer is incorrect. If Miss Heron can answer correctly, we have a winner
CADY. Why did she waste energy insulting me? Why did I waste time judging your hair? This is not a competition
KEVIN. It kinda is though
CADY. Yes, right, right, a math one
IF WE BREAK, FROM THIS CRAP
THEN THE ANSWERS LAND IN OUR LAP
DON’T BE SCARED, JUST PERSIST
THEN OUR LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
NO, THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!
ADJUDICATOR. And our champion, North Shore Mathletes!
KEVIN. (he rips off his shirt) You like that Marymount?!
CADY & MS. NORBURY
AND DON’T IT FEEL GOOD
TO HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR?
IT’S NOT SOMETHING YOU DID
NOT THE GIRLS YOU ARE
YOU CAN HEAR THE FEAR
UPON YOUR HEART JUST SAYIN’
“JUST DO YOUR THING.”
AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
ALL YOU SOLVE’S THE PROBLEM IN FRONT OF YOU
CADY & MS. NORBURY
DO YOUR THING
CADY, MS. NORBURY, AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
LIVING FOR ME, NOT DANCING FOR NONE OF YOU
DO. YOUR. THING!
DO YOUR THING!
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN. What!
CADY
I CAN DO THIS
ALWAYS COULD
AND NOT PLAYING DUMB WILL SO DAMN GOOD
THE MONSTER INSIDE NEEDS TO BE RELEASED
GOTTA DO WHAT I DO, GOTTA FEED THE BEAST
MS. NORBURY
GOTTA EARN SOME RESPECT
GRAB THAT BIG BRASS RING
CADY & MS. NORBURY
LET’S DO THIS THING
CADY, MS. NORBURY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
LET’S DO THIS THING!
KEVIN
YOU’RE GONNA ROLL UP, STYLIN’
LEATHER ON YOUR SLEEVE
ALL-STATE CHAMPION, BETTER BELIEVE
MAYBE THE HATERS GONNA MAKE FUN OF YOU
ALL YOU CAN SOLVE’S THE PROBLEM IN FRONT OF YOU
HIGH SCHOOL’S A FOUR YEAR SOCIAL CURSE
BUT MATH’S THE FOUNDATION OF THE…
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
UNIVERSE!
KEVIN
SO SICK OF PLUCKING THAT SECOND STRING
THEN LET’S…
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
BEEP!
DO THIS THING!
CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
DO. THIS THING!
DO. THIS THING!
CADY
I’M NO PLASTIC!
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
NO!
CADY
I’M NO BITCH!
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
NO!
CADY
I’M…
CADY & MS. NORBURY
A LEAN, MEAN MATH MACHINE
ON A MISSION!
CADY
I LOST WHAT I LOST
GOT TO START BRAND NEW
CADY & MS. NORBURY
GO ALL IN FOR THE WIN
WITH A CHILL, DOPE CREW!
GOTTA KICK OFF THE DUST
CADY
I GOT THE SCHQUILLZ TO THRILL
KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
SCHQUILLZ!
CADY
LET’S DO THIS THING!
CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
LET’S DO THIS THING!
ADJUDICATOR. Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships, sponsored by no one. Each right answer is worth two points, and as always, no calculators
PLEASE SOLVE FOR…
KEVIN
X EQUALS TWO
MARYMOUNT #1
THE RATE IS TWO, PI
ROWAN
X IS GREATER THAN THE VALUE OF Y
MARWAN JITLA
BOTH POLYNOMIALS ARE SECOND DEGREE
SO THE ASYMPTOTE IS THAT Y EQUALS THREE
MARYMOUNT #2
FUNCTION X EQUALS M, X, PLUS C
KEVIN
THE DERIVATIVE OF F AT ARGUMENT Z
MARYMOUNT #3
NEGATIVE FOUR
CADY
NEGATIVE TWO
MARYMOUNT #1
THE SLOPE IS ZERO
CAROLINE KRAFFT
THE ANSWER IS TRUE!
MARYMOUNT #3
ONE POINT OF INFLECTION
KEVIN
TWENTY-NINE!
CADY
FOUR IS THE SLOPE OF THE TANGENT LINE!
MS. NORBURY. How you feeling?
CADY. Amazing!
MS. NORBURY. You’ve got this! Here, take a water
CADY. Thanks… Ah! Aaron, why?
AARON. Ms. Norbury asked me to help since everyone else is at Spring Fling. But since I don’t go to North Shore anymore…
CADY. Aaron, I didn’t write that in the burn book
AARON. I know, that was Regina, I forgot who I was dealing with
CADY. Well, I’m sorry you have to be homeschooled
AARON. Yeah, so’s my mom. (the sound of a buzzer is heard.) Go get ‘em. I like seeing you be awesome, I haven’t seen it in a long time
CADY. (to MS. NORBURY.) Ugh, why are you doing this to me?
MS. NORBURY. Because I’m a pusher! I know that if you can be your authentic self in front of Aaron, you’ll be able to do it for the rest of your life
ADJUDICATOR. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie. In the event of a tie we move into a one on one sudden death round, in which each team may choose their opponent. Marymount, who do you select?
MARYMOUNT #1. We pick the girl
KEVIN. We pick the girl too
ADJUDICATOR. Miss Krafft and Miss Heron, please step forward
CADY. Nice to meet you
CAROLINE KRAFFT. You’re going down, slut
ADJUDICATOR. Contestants, find the limit of this equation
CADY. Wait, it’s not me against you, it’s North Shore versus Marymount. And look, I’m not here to be better than the one other girl, I’m here to be better than all of you!...
CAROLINE KRAFFT. The limit is negative one
CADY. Shuck! Ah, I meant to say “shoot” and I almost said “fu…”
ADJUDICATOR. That answer is incorrect. If Miss Heron can answer correctly, we have a winner
CADY. Why did she waste energy insulting me? Why did I waste time judging your hair? This is not a competition
KEVIN. It kinda is though
CADY. Yes, right, right, a math one
IF WE BREAK, FROM THIS CRAP
THEN THE ANSWERS LAND IN OUR LAP
DON’T BE SCARED, JUST PERSIST
THEN OUR LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
NO, THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!
ADJUDICATOR. And our champion, North Shore Mathletes!
KEVIN. (he rips off his shirt) You like that Marymount?!
CADY & MS. NORBURY
AND DON’T IT FEEL GOOD
TO HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR?
IT’S NOT SOMETHING YOU DID
NOT THE GIRLS YOU ARE
YOU CAN HEAR THE FEAR
UPON YOUR HEART JUST SAYIN’
“JUST DO YOUR THING.”
AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
ALL YOU SOLVE’S THE PROBLEM IN FRONT OF YOU
CADY & MS. NORBURY
DO YOUR THING
CADY, MS. NORBURY, AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN
LIVING FOR ME, NOT DANCING FOR NONE OF YOU
DO. YOUR. THING!
DO YOUR THING!
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