Dogs Were Barking Lyrics

Dogs were barking, guests were parking
and my wedding was about to start
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping
Then I got up on table and I said:
I'll meet you 10:45 on the Broadway Canal
in a disco-radical-transglobal...
comanja cooking up the original mixtura
s ulitzy do ulitzy the brilliant bassura
Mama---Diaspora!!!
Papa v Gogol Bordello!!!
Energija probuzdenija i ja!!!
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping
bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
Cops were lurking, kids were snarkling
then her father came up to me and said:
Vi bivali kogda nibud na vistavke sobak?
She was a 5-45, nashe delo tabak...
Da ja zge starij dobrij Opta-Hotza-Htzulo-Dzigit!
govorjat prosto blolnoi, tak nichego zge ne bilit!
Mama---Diaspora!!!
Papa v Gogol Bordello!!!
Energija probuzdenija i ja!!!
Remember things that are eternal...
eternal things...you forgot those things
Nelzja ponjat, nelzja izmerit,
tolko prostzat, i tolko vvis!...
To make it all even more crooked
is impossibility of a suicide
You pull the trigger, yet you are still standing...
just somewhere else, but with same dick in your hand.

now dub it tovarisch, like tovarisch would...