Don't Wear That Thong Lyrics

This thing right here, a-huh
It's to let all the wives and girlfriends know
What we guys are worried about
You know, our lovely ladies don't get to the gym too much
And now, well, summer's here, a-huh, watch out

Ooh, that dress too small on you
Looks like you put on another pound or two
So you're shakin' that thing like you're all that
Take a look at yourself cuz you're all fat, uh

You like to eat at the ice cream shops
And you cruise to the mall for some dippin' dots
Not too much food cuz your jeans will pop
I really hate it when you bend over

She had a big ol' butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
Baby hide your gut, gut, gut,
I think I see her again

She had a big ol' butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
Like King Kong
Please don't wear your thong

And listen when I say so
Been watchin' that booty grow
Show some self control
Don't wear that thong, thong, thong
Sorry but I told you so
Been watchin' that booty grow
It shows off your belly roll
Don't wear that thong, thong, thong

Ooh, your butt's gargantuan
And you know another brotha wouldn't stand for it
It's like a wreckin' ball, so big and round
If I get too close it might knock me down, uh

It's hard to find a vacation spot
With a cruise you could lose cuz the girl ain't hot
She's on the beach and she should be stopped
Cuz she's tryin' to tan all over

She had a big ol' butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
Baby hide your gut, gut, gut,
I think I see her again

She had a big ol' butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
Like King Kong
Please don't wear your thong

And listen when I say so
Been watchin' that booty grow
Show some self control
Don't wear that thong, thong, thong
Sorry but I told you so
Been watchin' that booty grow
It shows off your belly roll
Don't wear that thong, thong, thong