Douchebag Lyrics

You’re a douchebag
And I can prove that
With the evidence she left in my bed
You’re a douchebag
You’ll never change, yeah
And I still don’t know whats going on in your head
Moving on fast to the next
It’s 100%
Not a chance that I’m wrong
Why did it take me this long to know?

The story all starts when boy meets girl and they fell in love in the big big world
Found a place on the east side
She really thought he would treat her right
Then one night she came back home
Startеd scrolling on her phone
Saw pics on the intеrnet
Of him and another girl in her bed

I wanted us to end up as friends
But you fucked it all up
You’re a douchebag
And I can prove that
With the words you didn’t say when you left
You’re a douchebag
You’ll never change, yeah
And I still don’t know whats going on in your head
Moving on fast to the next
It’s 100%
Not a chance that I’m wrong
Why did it take me this long to know?
You’re a douchebag
You’re a douchebag

Thought that we were on that “ride or die” shit
On that baby, it’s just you & I shit
I was your to your Kurt Cobain
Yeah, you numb my brain, just like novacane
And we were doing everything right
Who would have thought it would change in one night?

I wanted us to end up as friends
But you fucked it all up
You’re a douchebag
And I can prove that
With the words you didn’t say when you left
You’re a douchebag
You’ll never change, yeah
And I still don’t know whats going on in your head
Tell me was it worth getting head
It’s 100%
Not a chance that I’m wrong
Why did it take me this long to know?
You’re a douchebag
You’re a douchebag