Dr. Uwe Boll? Lyrics

uwe boll, I said uwe boll

fight the dorks that hate your flicks

punch kristanna lokens tits

before you throw another fit

before you talk anymore shit

"absolutely not, I don't even know why he's talking about this sort of thing, it's impossible we'd ever do a movie with him"

it's off to japan to box Kojima

makin' shitty movies and fightin' round the world