Drop Dead Lizzie Lyrics

Drop dead Lizzie
Red hair oh so frizzy
Split ends incarnadine
Six feet above the lime

Drop dead Lizzie
Murderess so busy
Oh what a body count
It seems to mount and mount
Flowing forth from her fount

She was an asymptomatic addict
Absolutely positively manic
Gobs and gobs of cobwebs in her attic
Vampiritic bats on automatic

Something wicked this way comes
From Mercyside
For my life

Lizzie runs with her knife
Oh Lizzie don't kill me
Don't take my breath away
Oh Lizzie don't chill me
Don't toss me in a grave today

Drop dead Lizzie
Got me in a tizzy
With her pantomime
And her love of crime

Drop dead Lizzie
Made me oh so dizzy
Hit me in the head
Tried to make me dead
With ten pounds of lead

An animal mother in human form
About her bottom flies did swarm
Ditch-delivered by a drunken drab
Found and raised thereafter by an unholy hag

Something wicked this way comes
From Mercyside
For my life

Lizzie runs with her knife
Oh Lizzie don't kill me
Don't take my breath away
Oh Lizzie don't chill me
Don't toss me in a grave today

She'll slash you and dash you
She'll slice you and dice you
She'll splash you and spice you
As a means to entice you

And if that won't suffice
Then she'll serve you with rice
On a plate Herod-style of your own demise

Manslaughter womanslaughter
Was her son and her daughter
Her brick and her mortar
On land or on the water

She'll slash you and dash you
She'll slice you and dice you
She'll splash you and spice you
As a means to entice you

And if that won't suffice
Then she'll serve you with rice
On a plate Herod-style of your own demise

Drop dead Lizzie
Means the world to me
Is the girl for me
One day she will marry me
Just wait and see

As soon as they set her free

So that she will never have to murder on her own again
I love you
Girl