Dumb Bitch Lyrics

My friend Elaine, she ainâ??t the smartest (she ainâ??t)
Sheâ??s a tall blonde amazon, bumping into walls
She went out on a date, she had 2 pee half past 8
20 minutes after 12, she couldnâ??t find the john

Dumb bitch at the store, we lost her at the door
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâ??s UR number?
Dumb bitch on the floor, canâ??t find her anymore
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâ??s UR name?
All I want â?? I want from U
All I need â?? I need from U
All I want is someone who doesnâ??t call me dumb bitch
All I need is someone 2 show me whereâ??s the light switch

Her boyfriendâ??s the same, he donâ??t got much of a brain
When he tried to mow the lawn, he lost his little pinkie
He went 2 the doc, to get his finger stitched up
When he reached into his pocket, all he got were worms

Dumb bitch at the store, we lost her at the door
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâ??s UR number?
Dumb bitch on the floor, canâ??t find her anymore
Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby whatâ??s UR name?
All I want â?? I want from U
All I need â?? I need from U
All I want is someone who doesnâ??t call me dumb bitch
All I need is someone 2 show me whereâ??s the light switch

Dumb-dee dumb-dee dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dumb

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