Dumbledore's Body Lyrics

I'm Dumbledore's arm
I'm black and dead
I got shriveled by a ring
Yeah, that's what I said

I'm Dumbledore's hair
I use Loreal because I'm worth it
I'm the color of the moon
Just like my half-moon spectacles
Yeah

I'm Dumbledore's knee
I have a sweet scar
I'll never get lost on the London Underground
I can go really far
Yeah

We're Dumbledore's eyes
We have a special twinkle
We may be short-sighted
But that doesn't diminish our icy blue stare

I'm Dumbledore's body
And I am dead
And I am dead
And I am dead