Eddie's Teddy Lyrics

DR. SCOTT: From the day he was born He was trouble He was the thorn In his mother's side She tried in vain CRIMINOLOGIST: But he never caused her nothing but shame DR. SCOTT: He left home the day she died! From the day she was gone All he wanted Was rock & roll porn Und a motor bike Shooting up junk He was a lowdown cheap little punk Taking everone for a ride CHORUS: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife FRANK: What a guy! JANET: Makes you cry! DR. SCOTT: Und I did! COLUMBIA: Everybody shoved him I very nearly loved him I said "Hey listen to me" Stay sane inside insanity But he locked the door and threw away the key! DR. SCOTT: But he must have been drawn Into something Making him warn Me in a note which reads CHORUS: What's it say? What's it say? EDDIE: "I'm out of my hed! O hurry or I may be dead! They musn't carry out their evil deeds!" Love, Eddie (original note text) (SCREAM) CHORUS: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife FRANK: What a guy! JANET: Makes you cry! DR. SCOTT: Und I did! (repeat 3 times)