Eggplant Wizard Lyrics

Ever since I was a young kid,
They called me Icarus.
From Angel Land I hail
and my real name is Pit.
I fight Medusa's creatures
I shoot them with my bow.
But that scary little wizard
Turned me bright purple!

He's the Eggplant Wizard
It's such a rotten twist.
The Eggplant Wizard
Transformed Kid Icarus.

Why do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so mean?