Ellen vs. Oprah Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ELLEN DEGENERAS!
VERSUS!
OPRAH WINFREY!
BEGIN!

Ellen:
Hey God, its me Ellen, can I ask you a question?
How do I tell my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman!
Ill make her head spin, when it comes to rhymes I got a penchant
So battling me is your intention? I better mention you're about to get licked by a Lesbian!
OH! Ill knock you off of your throne! Take a shot at everything you OWN
I got the skill to make Dr. Phil say "I think you better just leave her alone"
You can tell Rachel Ray that my favorite recipe is
Chopping Oprah Winfrey up into a Million Little Pieces!

Oprah:
Im the queen of TV and im here to destroy ya
So check under your seat because I got something for ya
You cant even hope to be as half as dope as Oprah
Ill attract my hands around your throat and Deepak Choke, ya!
Girl, your show's a petting zoo! You do a week on kittens!
And you dance like a chicken who snuck in the drunk kitchen!
You played a fish with brain damage, Im a nominated actress
Name synonomys with power, Spell it forwards or backwards!

Ellen:
Yes you got that power, and yes I got those kittens
I also feature puppies, talented children, and mittens!
I like cute things that make people smile!
Make everybody feel good for a while!
Do a little dance and the crowd goes wild!
Kick you right back to the miracle mile!
I thought i told ya! Your daytime reign is over!
Im jumping over Oprah like im Tom Cruise on a Sofa!
From ABC to LGBT
To NBC and now its all me!
Im the best emcee and the biggest star!
Ill bite you in the ass like the tax on the free car!

Oprah:
Your mouth is writing checks your mullet cant cash, lady!
Ill lodge my fabulous shoe up your suit pants, Baby!
You follow my lead because I paved the road for you
You drive behind me in a second hand portia
Check the Fortune 500, im a media wonder!
The Dali Lama and Obama memorized my Cell Number!
Try to beef with me? Ill make the whole market crash
Honey, once you go Oprah you cant gp back!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
AND YOU DECIDE!
YOU DECIDE!
YOU DECIDE!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!