Elvis Presley vs. Michael Jackson Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ELVIS PRESLEY!
VERSUS!
MICHAEL JACKSON!
BEGIN

MJ:
Ooh! Elvis Presley as you live in breathe
You stole Rock and Roll, gave us Rock a Billy cheese!
You dance like an epileptic, nothing but left feet: i've seen it
Every record you set, man, I beat it!
Here's a tip: Dont swallow a bucket of drugs
So you wont die on the toilet dropping hunks of burning love
Im Bad! Im a smooth criminal, better face up
Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up!
Watch me moonwalk and I step on your Blue Suede!
Even in death I go platinum on Blu-Ray
Spittin' out hits since I was 6 years old!
Im the king of Pop, you're the king of Jelly Rolls!

E:
Well I died on the shitter, but I dont give a crap
You aint got half the badass battle raps that I have
I got a one for your monkey, A two for your clothes
A three for your family and a four for your nose!
You better surrender talkin' about those ABC's
'Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the bird and the bees!
This is the big time, Jacko no dress rehearsal
Light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial
Your daddy beat gold records out fo you like alchemy
Now dont make me spank ya and dangle your ass over the balcony!

MJ:
OOH! Its about time for a Thriller
Didnt lose and chocolate, I just added Vanilla
Im going off the Wall! Wont stop 'till I get enough
Whoopin' your big fat ass with my shiny glove
How you gonna talk about the birds and bees
When you met your own wife when she was only 14?
Then you made one daughter, she came to me
I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee!
You should have stayed in the army dude
Shamone, even Teto looks better than you
Im singin' AHHHH, you're singing Dont Be Cruel
There's only one crown, baby let the one king rule!

E:
You're a creeper, dude. You like to grab your own wanger.
I only let you marry my daughter 'cause I knew you'd never bang her!
You think you're tough? Man, you look like Tootie!
I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie!
You lost your damn mind; that's why they cast you in The Wiz!
You're like a sad white woman who never got to be a kid!
I'm out, before you try to hold me and free your willy!
Later weirdo, Elvis is leaving the building!

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YOU DECIDE!
EPIC HOO-HOO RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!