Emo Chix Lyrics

emo chix are chompin' at the bit
they're kinda like goths but slutty and fit
plastic bracelets right up the arm
cos that's how u disguise a year of self-harm
makeup slapped all over their faces
to get more friends on their myspaces
photos taken down their tops
the conveyer belt of emo chix never stops!

emo chix bring loads to the table
they're really fuckin fit but emotionally unstable
that look on their face like they're always sad
but it's probably just because they hate their dad
skin so pale just like snow white
if she'd never been exposed to daylight
atticus from head to toe
obvious signs of a class 1 emo

GET THOSE FRINGES OVER THOSE FACES COS WE LOVE THEM
EMO CHIX!
GIRLS LOOK FINER WITH TOO MUCH EYELINER THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM
EMO CHIX!

I wanna fuck a... emo chick
tell me where to find a... emo chick
everybody loves a... emo chick

oh yeah

saw a girl at the bar with skinny jeans
she looked straight out of kerrang magazine
so i went up to her with my one-liner
said "hey i really like your black eyeliner"
she said i do not even stand a chance
cos my t-shirt says fuck my chemical romance
next time i'm gonna dress differently
go as peter parker from spiderman 3

i just wanna see what's under that fringe
are you fit or did you just
replace your face with a hairstyle
cos you really have a face like a bulldog's minge?
if she's fit i'll take her out
and see just what she's all about
if she's really lucky i
will read her diary and make her cry!

GET THOSE FRINGES OVER THOSE FACES COS WE LOVE THEM
EMO CHIX!
GIRLS LOOK FINER WITH TOO MUCH EYELINER THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM
EMO CHIX!

I wanna fuck a... emo chick
tell me where to find a... emo chick
everybody loves a... emo chick

hell yeah

i asked if she was hungry
and she was like "well maybe"
so i pulled down my fuckin boxers sayin'
taste my chaos baby
and when we got upstairs
she was pantin like a dog
and i fucked her from behind
cos she had to write her blog

indie girls are such a waste
cos they have got shit music taste
and i don't like girls who go out and hug trees
instead of spending time with the S.U.B.
or girls who have to stay in shape
goin to the gym instead of goin out late
probably lookin for a guy who goes out for runs
not for a rapper with smokers lungs

GET THOSE FRINGES OVER THOSE FACES COS WE LOVE THEM
EMO CHIX!
GIRLS LOOK FINER WITH TOO MUCH EYELINER THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM
EMO CHIX!

GET THOSE FRINGES OVER THOSE FACES COS WE LOVE THEM
EMO CHIX!
GIRLS LOOK FINER WITH TOO MUCH EYELINER THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM
EMO CHIX!

I wanna fuck a... emo chick
everybody loves a... emo chick
tell me where to find a... emo chick

goin 2 a concert
dashboard confessional
taking back sunday
the used
funeral for a friend
chequered vans
band names with "F" in them
faggy piercings
nightmare before xmas shit