Etiquette Song Lyrics

Yakko: When you walk into a party It's a formal universe DrSns: Ja! YW+D : So you jump up on your host And with a kiss say "Hello, Nurse!" DrSns: No! Yakko: Remember that good diction Reflects so well on you DrSns: Ja! YW+D : So practice all your vowel sounds By saying "AEIOUUUUU" DrSns: No! Yakko: To use the right utensil's One of etiquette's demands DrSns: Uuuuuggghhhh... YW+D : So we recommend you throw them out And eat with your hands! Dot: A salad fork Yakko : A dinner fork Wakko: A butter knife YW+D : A water glass Dot: A soup spoon Yakko : A dinner knife Wakko: A fork for eating pickled bass YW+D : An oyster fork, dessert spoon, a napkin, and a finger bowl, A dinner spoon, a salad knife, a bread plate for your dinner roll! YW+D : We've heard the rules you need to know to make that social climb But we'd rather spend our energy on having a good time!