Everyone In Jacksonville Lyrics

Everyone in Jacksonville doesn't ride the bus

so they don't get in wrecks when the buses get clogged

and hit each others' faces.



Everyone in Jacksonville doesn't ride the train

because they don't have a train except one downtown,

and it goes out to the docks.

Yeah, right! What docks? What goes? Ghosts!



And in my hometown they don't have disasters.

The trees all fall down, but then that's it.

My good friend's grandpa lost power for four days,

and he was lonely,

but he didn't die.