Everyone's A Music Snob Lyrics

Everyone's a music snob
And that makes them a music knob
This band sucks, that band is worse
I like bands who swear every verse (fuck)

Metal isn't good enough
All they do is scream
I prefer proto-futurized-indie punk
Mixed with a little Cream

Everyone's a music snob
And that makes them a music knob
This band sucks, that band is worse
I like bands who swear every verse (shit)

Rappers rap and that is that
It's not music it's just crap
But what if the rappers were to skat?
Oh well that stuff rules, I like that

Everyone's a music snob
And that makes them a music knob
This band sucks, that band is worse
I like bands who swear every verse (cock)

Play that funky music white boy
Just make sure it's good
Play that fucking music asshole
With instruments made of wood?

Everyone's a music snob
And that makes them a music knob
This band sucks, that band is worse
I like bands who swear every verse (motherfucker fucker shit bitch)