Explain It All Away Lyrics

Overtip the waitress when she bring your drink Set your empty whiskey glass down Call it what you will If looks could kill then I was dealt a glancing blow If the river was whiskey I'd drown It's a sick man who takes his medicine when he's well But the tell the lifeguard she'd better let us swim Or tell that lifeguard to go to hell Explain it all away Tip the waitress over when she spills your drink Smash your empty whiskey glass down