Fat Boy Lyrics

In elementary I was the lowest class,

A bitter little kid good in science and math.

Well, I never had a problem making other kids laugh

When they'd steal my lunch or kick me in the ass



But I could see the surface from there,

Choking up and grasping for air,

No sanctuary but my secret lair,

My reason for resistance was clear.



Telephone never heard a ring

To my comic books I would cling,

Talking to girls was an alien thing, yeah



Fat boy!

Like I was when I was young, and it's hard growing up when they're putting you down.

Fat boy!

Like I'm living right now when I ain’t got luck, I ain’t got nothing.



So I slammed my door and I locked myself in

With dungeons and dragons and Todd McFarlane,

Staring so hard at the pages I pecked

Just to steal my attention away from the attacks