Fat Man Lyrics

he's really big and pudgy and he's jolly too
his name is fatman and he might eat you

fatman
fatman

don't let him in your house
or he'll eat all your food
he goes by fatman and he's a really big dude
he'll drink your kool aid and eat your nutty bars
don't fight him to the food cause that's bound to leave scars
some say he'll settle down but i wouldn't count on it
he's big, fat, pudgy, and round but watch out where he sits

fatman
fatman

he loves his fatness and of that he's proud
he's worth a million dollars at five bucks a pound
how he can still walk is a thought to ponder
all around town lookin for food he'll wander
you cannot penetrate him with a baseball bat
and all of this is because he's really fat

fatman
fatman

and you ask whis fatman is of whom i sing
well ya see this FATMAN is me