FBI Lyrics

I know your second cousin's boyfriend's name
All your friends are on my For You Page
But that ain't something I should say on the first date
Found your childhood home on Zillow.com
Saw your dad must've had to get a new job
LinkedIn said your step-mom was his boss at the last place

Oh, I've been practicing my poker face
So you don't think that I'm insane

When you find out that I found out every ex you ever had
How you met 'em, when you left 'em
And which ones still want you back
When we started talking, I swear I wasn't stalking
But a girl's gotta do a deep dive
Find out what you've got to hide
I can't help it, I'm better than the FBI

Oh-oh, oh-oh
I'm better than the FBI
Oh-oh, oh-oh

You must've dropped out of Sigma Chi
I coulda told you you ain't that type
From the Brooklyn hipster bands you like on Spotify
I think I do a pretty good job of playing it cool
When you're driving me by where you went to high school
Takes everything in me not to say "Go Bulls!"
It's a matter of time

'Til you find out that I found out every ex you ever had
How you met 'em, when you left 'em
And which ones still want you back
When we started talking, I swear I wasn't stalking
But a girl's gotta do a deep dive
Find out what you've got to hide
I can't help it, I'm better than the FBI

Oh-oh, oh-oh
I'm better than the FBI
Oh-oh, oh-oh

Oh, I've been practicing my poker face
Oh, 'cause you might go MIA

When you find out that I found out every ex you ever had
How you met 'em, when you left 'em
And why that one don't want you back
When we started talking, I swear I wasn't stalking
But a girl's gotta do a deep dive
Find out what you've got to hide
I can't help it, I'm better than the FBI

Oh-oh, oh-oh
I'm better than the FBI
Oh-oh, oh-oh
I'm better than the FBI
Oh-oh, oh-oh
I'm better than the FBI
Oh-oh, oh-oh