Female Dyslexic Lyrics

In the early days it was easy, I felt like an intelligent guy

From the kitchen to the bedroom, I could tell by the look in her eye

But a couple of weeks later, there's a party going down

She says: i got some tuff to do, but you just og and have fun

Well, I hit the town drinks flowing down, gin and juice, patrone, crystal and rome.

Mario gets another one, I said I gotta run

So, I´m getting home, no missed calls on my phone, opened the door with a smile

Where the fuck have you been, drinkin all that gin

Well you said go and have fun

What does she want? I cant read her!

What does she need? I dont understand…

I guess I'm female dyslexic!

What does she want? I cant read her!

What does she need? I dont understand…

I guess I'm female dyslexic!



How am I suppose to understand her, every time she talks its like decrypted code

when she's in this fucked up mode

She says ”yes”, she means ”no”, I say ”What?”, she says ”You should know!”

Has it ever been a problem understanding me?
I say what's on my mind every time!
Am I suppose to be a shrink? Am I suppose to be a phsycic?

What does she want? I cant read her!

What does she need? I dont understand…

I guess I'm female dyslexic!

What does she want? I cant read her!

What does she need? I dont understand…

I guess I'm female dyslexic!


I am handicapped, give me a mental wheel chair baby

I am handicapped, give me a mental wheel chair baby

I am handicapped, give me a mental wheel chair baby

I am handicapped, give me a mental wheel chair baby

What does she want? I cant read her!

What does she need? I dont understand…

I guess I'm female dyslexic!

What does she want? I cant read her!

What does she need? I dont understand…

I guess I'm female dyslexic!


I think I'm female dyslexic!

I think I'm female dyslexic!

I guess I'm female dyslexic!

(Gracias a cynthia foster por esta letra)