For The Trees Lyrics

Everyday the children cry because another plant must die. And why, oh why?
To feed your nasty vegan face, oh what a sad pathetic waste. I cry... I CRY!
For the trees! Why can't you just eat meat?
A red dead plate of raw fresh meat for the trees...

Maybe if you taste the flesh, you'd feel totally refreshed. Oh yeah... Oh yeah.
Maybe if you'd eat some ribs, you'd just want to go eat your kids.
MMM MMM GOOD WHOOPEE!

For the trees! For the trees! Why can't you just eat meat?
A red dead plate of raw fresh meat for the trees...

HERE WE GO!
Oh I wish that I could kill a vegan
and I wish that all the plants could eat him
Yeah yeah! Wouldn't that be great!?

If all the plants had their revenge on little vegans and their friends...
DIE PLANTBOY DIE!

It would be just like a dream to hear those nasty vegans scream
Yeah yeah! Wouldn't that be great!?

When trees and grass and dafodills
eat vegans 'till they've had their fill.
OH BOY, THAT'LL MAKE MY DAY!

But everyday the children cry cuz still the other plants must die
And why? OH WHY?

Maybe if you eat some ribs, you'd eat all of your nasty kids.
You naaaaasty vegans...

Eat your kids, eat your kids
Save some plants, eat your kids
Learn to eat, raw fresh meat.
It tastes good!

Oh yeah, save our trees
Eat your kids, Eat your kids
Eat your kids, for the trees
You vegans...

red meat...

It's what's for dinner...