Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
FRANK SINATRA!
VERSUS!
FREDDIE MERCURY!
BEGIN!

Frank:
Whoa! Whats wrong with your face, baby? Yikes!
With those teeth, when you're through will there be dust left to bite?
Christ! Newsflash, Kid: This is Show Business!
Show some class when ya dress! Shave that bush off your lips!
Your band's named Queen, eh? Aint that sweet!
Ya dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat!
Thats what's wrong with you people! You'll do anything to get famous!
You changed your name to Mercury? Ya should have been Freddie Uranus!

Freddie:
You think I havent heard those things before?
You're just a bully who's to scared to go to war
Had a hit song called My Way but someone else wrote it
You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents!
You got no notes in your whole range! You cant act and you cant dance
Im more powerful than you when im wearing woman's pants
Why do you stand there in a suit? Its like you're trying to bore me!
When I rock the UK, South American gets horny
Because my songs have balls, they're the anthems of victory
Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy
You're in the pocket of the Mafia and everybody knows
Guinea Dago! (Guinea Dago?) Guinea Dago! Figaro!

Frank:
Easy, Jaws of Life, I cant stand a racist
I love the colored and the queer, just ask Sammy Davis
Look, we all wanna swing baby but ya took it too far
Ya played butthole roulette and you lost the draw!

Freddie:
I took one for both teams for a disease no one knew existed!
I didnt leave a mark on history, I french kissed it
im a champion of the world (World!), extinguished in my prime (Prime!)
So kiss my ass (Ass!), Frankie, but you'll have to wait in line

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!