Friend Of A Friend Of A Rapping Potato Lyrics

My shoes smell really bad
So much it makes me sad
So much I nearly cried
I even almost died
So I ain't got no shoes
I'm feelin really blue
I gotta spend 30 pounds
To step foot on the ground

Later on I was outside
I was testin my new kite
I got stuck in an electrical wire
It set my on fire
I was screaming around the place
You should have seen the look on my face
It was melting down my shirt
It fell into a pile of dirt

Later i fell out of bed
I landed straight on my head
Which, by the way, was virtually gone
But my life still goes on