Fuck A Dog Lyrics

I want to fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I want to fuck a dog
That's right kids
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And its ass

We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!