Fu(n)ck Beetle Lyrics

Ohhh... Yeah... Uhhh... Yeah

I was on the farm one day and I saw a turkey
A turkey next to a cow
And I saw a cat he said meow

I saw a dog and he goes woof
Then I saw a chicken
Again, the chicken said woof also

And then I saw a Fuckbeetle, a Fuckbeetle, I saw a Fuckbeetle
And he was with another Fuckbeetle
And the two Fuckbeetles were fuckin'
Yeah, they were fuckin'

And then I saw a giraffe... giraffe... giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe
And another giraffe
And they were fuckin'

Then I saw the farmer and he was sittin' on the porch
And then he looked up at me and he said
Hey, what's this in my pants?
I was like hey man, I don't know
It looks like a vagina
He's like, a vagina? I thought I had a penis?
No, you have a vagina and a penis!

Ah, fuck it, start over
Start the fuck over
Fuckbeetles, what the fuck is a Fuckbeetle?