Garden Of Eden Lyrics

jerry caught a catfish big as a dog wish i could catch a fish like that then he caught a flounder a fifteen pounder big as a door mat it tasted sweet with a little crab meat well, that's what jerry said but he showed me the spot where that fish was caught jerry i'm surprised you're not dead oh, looks are deceiving is this a ghetto or the garden of eden oh, seeing is believing show me a ghetto i'll show you a garden of eden. patty grows bananas and keeps an iguana in the bird cage by the kitchen she's always in the garden working hard and bending her back and bitching "no matter what i sow i can't get nothing to grow in the shade of the pecan tree i've got a beautiful son but my husband's a bum but that's alright with me 'cause oh, looks are deceiving... you get home from work you say your boss is a jerk he doesn't pay you what your worth i have to agree 'cause for what you do for me i'd pay you the earth so we sit outside and watch the last of the light fading from the skies a couple of blocks away you hear shots and say "these are the best days of our lives." oh, looks are deceiving...