Gaston (Reprise) Lyrics

Crazy old Maurice, hmm?
Crazy old Maurice, hmm...

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

A dangerous pastime—

I know
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only so-so
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, old man
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan

If I...

Yes?

Then we...

No! Would she—

Guess!

Now I get it!

Let's go!
No one plots like Gaston

Takes cheap shots like Gaston

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

So his marriage we soon will be celebrating
My, what a guy, Gaston!