Ghostbusters vs. Mythbusters Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
THE GHOSTBUSTERS!
VERSUS!
THE MYTHBUSTERS!
BEGIN!

Ghostbusters:

Ray:
Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches?

Egon:
Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?

Peter:
If you or the Lorax wanna bust like we do
Give us a call!

All:
We're ready to defeat you!
Ghostbusters! Flow crushers! Get the job done!

Ray:
Spittin' out the lyrics like

Janine:
We got one!

All:
Get the people moving like the statue of liberty!

Peter:
Try to beat us in a battle?

Winston:
Man, you gotta be kidding me!

Ray:
But the delivery of Stanz stands straight like my main man's slinky!

Egon:
I collect spores.

Winston:
Tell 'em about the twinkie!

Egon:
Like your show, its all fluff and filler
Ill kick your hiney-man, Im a savage killer






Mythbusters:

Adam:
WOW! Your raps are just too whack to handle!

Jamie:
Lets do it like we do on the Discovery Channel

Both:
Your science is preposterous! The opposite of competent process
And in this episode we'll give you a synopsis!
Starting with the vacuum cleaner strapped up on your back
Its a fact! Positrons dont react like that!
You built a laser grid with no safety switch?
And Walter Peck was right! Thats some shady shit!

Adam:
Good thing ya work in a firehouse!

Jamie:
Because you just got burned

Adam:
You are poor scientists!

Jamie:
And thats confirmed!






Ghostbusters:

Ray:
Thats enough from the walrus and dickless the clown!

Peter:
Lets show these mythbitches how we do it downtown!
Grab your sticks! (Hold'm!) Heat it up! (Smokin'!)

All:
High speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion!
We roast show hosts

Ray:
When our flows cross streams!

Peter:
Pumping out Blockbusters!

Ray:
While you worked behind the scenes!

Winston:
Its a Rap-Test dummy!

Egon:
And your both getting crashed!

Al:
We came, we saw, we kicked your ass!







Mythbusters:

Jamie:
Ghosts arent real...

Adam:
But it should be said!

Jamie:
That its time to bring the B-Team back from the dead

All:
HEY! Things are getting scary!

Tory:
When Tory!

Grant:
Grant!

Kari:
and Kari!

Grant:
Come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry!

Kari:
We reject your flow and substitute our own!

Tory:
Uh......

Jamie:
Why'd ya stop?

Tory:
I couldnt think of a rhyme!

Adam:
Well...Just say the first thing that pops into your mind!





Stay Puff:
Uh...Uh..
YO! Raise up! Its stay puff!
I stay puffed, blaze chumps and flip Kari butter side up!
I smother ghostbusters in fluffernutter, I dont play!
Show these dweebs how to rock a beret!
I live so large ya cant harsh my mellow
Just one step took me out of the ghetto!
You best bet afraid of my marshmallow flows
Because Big Puff just turned all you bitches to toast!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
E-E-P--EP-EP-EEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!