Girl I Almost Married Lyrics

Drunk again out on the front lawn
Her dress pulled up and the moon is shinin'
I swear that girl's drunk up all of my tequila
I guess I better get her 'fore the trash man finds her
Yeah

Long past when I'm dead and buried
She'll still be bangin' around
The girl I almost married
Met her in a bar when she was nineteen
I was twenty nine goin' on sixty five
She said she knew a better way to get my kicks
Now I'm stuck with her till the day I die
Oh yeah

Long past when I'm dead and buried
She'll still be bangin' around
The girl I almost married
And through I know she'll probably kill me
I know I'd die if she weren't with me
This little girl's got the soul of an old man
She says life is short you gotta grab it with both hands
And if by chance we happen to go over
We spend all week in bed with the sweetest hangover
Yeah

Long past when I'm dead and buried
She'll still be bangin' around
The girl I almost married