Girlfriendectomy Lyrics

I've gotta get this thing off of my back
I'm scared that it might cause a heart attack
I'm bitchy, lethargic, feeling like shit
It's long past due now that I remove it

Wash my hands, put on my latex gloves
Pass the scalpel, I'll put on my scrubs
Now's the time to operate, in sixty minutes I'll be great
'cause I'll be rid of her

Girlfriendectomy,
it's a girlfriendectomy
it's a girlfriendectomy

Girlfriendectomy,
it's a girlfriendectomy
it's a girlfriendectomy

I've gotta get this thing off of my dick
The sight of it's starting to make me sick
It's getting worse, it's spreading to my brain
I sleep and eat and breathe in constant pain

Wash my hands, put on my latex gloves
Pass the scalpel, I'll put on my scrubs
Now's the time to operate, in sixty minutes I'll be great
'cause I'll be rid of her

Girlfriendectomy,
it's a girlfriendectomy
it's a girlfriendectomy

Girlfriendectomy,
it's a girlfriendectomy
it's a girlfriendectomy