Gnomicide Lyrics

I'm a garden gnome
I am so alone
I don't know what I'll ever be
I'm a garden gnome
My only friend's a worm
That lives inside of me

I'm a garden gnome
On a waterfall
And I'm standing on the edge
I'm a garden gnome
ON a waterfall
Lookin' at you from the hedge

I'm a garden gnome
I am hunted by
Guys in fraternities
I'm a garden gnome
And I'll be hunted for
All of eternity

I'm a garden gnome
On a waterfall
And I'm standing on the edge
I'm a garden gnome
ON a waterfall
Lookin' at you from the hedge

Well I never knew my parents
Just placed upon a lawn
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Thats (Thats)
Why (Why)
I'm on a waterfall
Ready to jump
ooooooooooooooooooooooo

But wait...

I am loved by old people
My owner brags about me
Even though I may get stolen
I'm the life of any party
I'm not going to jump
I am going home
After all I must be strong
I'm a garden gnome

I'm a garden gnome
Got a pointy red hat
And curly gnome boots
Oh yeah

I'm a garden gnome
I'm a garden gnome
I'm a garden gnome
I'm a garden gnome
I'm a garden gnome(He's a garden gnome)
I'm a garden gnome(He's a garden gnome)
I'm a garden gnome(He's a garden gnome)