Grandpa Is An Asshole Lyrics

Unos, dos, tres, quatro...

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you til the sun did rise,
And did he look into your eyes and ask you to fellate him?
And stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head, and was it on your mother's bed?
And this is fucking stupid man i can't believe you'd have sex with your own
Grandfather.

I mean you guys are related
What's he gonna do take out his false teeth and just leave them on theside of
your bed?
Man, you like to fuck you in the butt and have everyone come in and watch and
masturbated and cum all over the place
This is stupid
I hate you all
I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight man this is stupid
I hate you