Hair Metal Addict Lyrics

You could say I'm important
You could say I'm important
Jaylene and company
Had better recognize
Take a look around
And have a guess who runs this town
Let's say that I'm important
Together now

You can't lie on a wiki
You can't lie on a wiki
One can of Pledge I can see
But two's a little much
Zoey's safe and sound
She's gotta be eighteen by now
If you lie again on the wiki
I'll shut it down

I'm not a Swede
But when in Sweden, as they say
Who's really neutral anyway?

You take this as a warning
You take this as a warning
The pussy pop shenanigans
Are gonna stop
Till the day I'm found
Bent down at Alice Cooperstown
Dammit, I'm important
Don't fuck around