Half Horse Half Man Lyrics

I met her on the internet
We haven′t met in person yet
And that's how I′d like it to stay, uh
'Cause I've been down this road before
They always end up wanting more
They take one look and run away (mm-hm-hm)

′Cause I′m a creature of the night (mm-hm-hm)
How could she ever love me right
When I am only half a man?
She's coming over here tonight
To tell the truth, I′m terrified
There's nowhere left to hide the fact

That I′m a half-horse, half-man
How could she ever understand
That I'm a half-horse, half-man?
I′m a half-horse, half-man
That's what I am

And so I told my love the truth
And she was actually pretty cool
With finding out that I'm a horse
She introduced me to her friends
And took me to her room, and then
We made love, cowgirl, of course (mm-hm-hm)

But someone′s comin′ up the stairs (mm-hm-hm)
She said her parents weren't there
I′m finding out that was a lie
She told me, "Babe, you gotta hide"
I told her, "Where? I'm half a horse!"
Her dad opens the door, and says

"Is that a half-horse, half-man
Layin′ naked in my daughter's bed?
That is a half-horse, half-man! Uh
Someone try to help me understand!" Oh
My mom′s my mom, my dad's a horse
The two of them had intercourse
I'm traumatized by their divorce
That is how I′m horse, half-man
I am one half-horse, half-man
That′s what I am

That's what I am
(I′m, I'm, I′m) I'm half a man
I′m half a man
Then I'm a half-horse, half-man
She loves me just the way I am
She loves that I'm half-horse, half-man (man), oh (oh)
We don′t give a damn who understands, oh

Let′s run away into the night
And leave our families behind
We'll start our own family in time
A family of half-horse, half-men
Or maybe even horse women
Half-horse children