Halfway Lyrics

Well, you studied the theatre and you got all your headshots, but then you stayed in your hometown, and you basically got lost. When you tell me you're going somewhere, I know you'll get halfway there. So I'll meet you there. You were born on the same day as Thomas Aquinas. The sun shone bright, birds sang, and butterflies flew from your mother's vagina. When you tell me that you're a saint, I know you exactly ain't. So I'll lay you down- lay you down to sleep in bed. We'll both get lost inside your head. You will call me when you are wasted all alone and I'm alone too. When you say that you love me, that's when I know that you're lonely. You say you can never be single; That's when I know that you're going to show me. When you tell me that you're done, I know that you'll call when I'm dating someone! So I'll lay you down for now...

(Thanks to Nick for these lyrics)