Happy Medium Lyrics

Anyone know, anyone at all?
If there’s a real problem, then why stall?
Hit me, I’m as ready as I’m gonna be.

I’m trying to find a happy medium.
I’m starting to think it isn’t here.
If you see me face down with a magnifying glass,

I’m warning you to not come near.
Can we get past all the eyerolls and angry sighs,
get it over with so I can apologize
for the first time, for the last time, for the millionth time.
I should start a line. Can I help who is next?
Dump all your problems – it won’t be complex.
Cause at 3 AM when my eyelids sag
I sure don’t mind being your punching bag.

I’m trying to find a happy medium.
I’m starting to think it isn’t here.
If you see me face down with a magnifying glass,
I’m warning you to not come near.

I know that you think I’m fine
but I have lost something of mine
and there’s one more place you haven’t looked
not caught on tape or storybooked yet.

I’m trying to find a happy medium.
I’m starting to think it isn’t here.
If you see me face down with a magnifying glass,
I’m warning you to not come near.

I’m trying to find a happy medium.
I’m starting to think it isn’t here.
If you see me face down with a magnifying glass,
I’m warning you to not come near.